My congressional representatives offend me.

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“Our school is so mean,” one of them said. “There’s a really cool guy who was born a girl and ran for Prom King, but our principal said he could only run for Prom Queen – even though he’s been a girl for one whole year!” If this actually makes sense, I'll eat a bug.

"I agree that what Collins did was brave." Give us a break. The guy had a fiance for 8 years for crying out loud. What Collins did is confused.

After listening to this I just wish I could get my skin to stop crawling.

Secure our boarders! Funniest thing I've heard in weeks.

So how do I "short" the student loan bubble?

I didn't know any Senator from Maine was a Republican, much less that she talked like one.

Say what?

What shops?

"for someone who makes their living" For someone who makes HIS living writing, a brief review of pronoun and pronoun-antecedent agreement is in order. Political correctness for gender's sake is no excuse - rewrite it, but don't foist this abomination on your unsuspecting readers.