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rreid Wrote: Feb 16, 2013 8:54 AM
AH! Yes! But in todays twisted world we humans must find a way to control these Acts of God. And the way to do it is through political action! I want to laugh but it is just too hard
Younger Wrote: Feb 16, 2013 11:54 AM
President Obama (and all others of like mind) should remember King Canute. The accountis that he had his throne set on the seashore, and commanded the waves not to come in. When they refused to obey him, he turned to his courtiers and told them that he did not have all power.
Bernard83 Wrote: Feb 16, 2013 9:38 AM
No! No! No!!! Rreid. It's through enacting more laws. Laws prohibiting Kodiak Bears from attacking hikers. Laws to prohibit dogs from barking and certainly, if it hasn't already been done, a law to prohibit 30 foot waves from crushing beach goers.
Ann Anon Wrote: Feb 16, 2013 9:31 AM
I"ll do it for you, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

The most pathetic part of the whole episode was that I knew that I would find it is soon as I saw the headlines and read the stories.

“A meteor streaked across the sky and exploded over central Russia on Friday,” reported Reuters, “sending fireballs crashing to earth which shattered windows and damaged buildings, injuring more than 500 people. People heading to work in Chelyabinsk heard what sounded like an explosion, saw a bright light and then felt a shockwave, according to a Reuters correspondent in the industrial city 950 miles east of Moscow.”

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