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Obama ECard: Hey Mom, Can You Spare $18,000 For My Birth Control?

Rodney47 Wrote: Sep 28, 2012 2:40 PM
I think the libs wet the bags before any attempt. Sometimes they screw up and wet a plastic bag, sending them into a paniced frenzy.
Rodney47 Wrote: Sep 28, 2012 3:02 PM
I don't think it would even have to be tied off. They'd just flail around on the ground wondering where thier government appoint bag extractor is.
Buck O Wrote: Sep 28, 2012 2:43 PM
Too bad they don't put the plastic bags over their head and tie them off.

This is an actual ecard available now on

"Dear Mom, Mitt Romney says he would repeal the Affordable Care Act. So here's a quick question: Can I borrow $18,000 to help pay for my birth control? Thanks!"


Okay, first off, that's just embarrassing. Writing mom to beg for birth control? Really? Second, $18,000 for birth control? Are those pills coated in 24-karat gold? Is the contraception available at every drug store without a prescription made from some endangered and rare rubber tree? At...