Try beano........No really, that stuff works.

Cinco de mayonaise is a made up holiday. Up until I learned that I was of the firm belief that it was the day the mexicans celebrated when they finally got all their dead from the Alamo buried. Did I "offend" anyone? Get over it.

My home is NOT a gun free zone. All my neighbors know it. Then again, my whole neighborhood is NOT a gun free zone. We haven't had a crime in years. Unless you count those damned teenagers always toilet papering each others houses.

The Democommie and Repubikan Parties.

OK, it's time someone uses the Ricco Statutes to hang these "gang" members. Someone notify the Attorney gener.................ah hell, bevermind.

I don't really care to see the people they poled.

I poled all the dogs in my neighborhood. Turns out they're not real fond of cats.

Michelle Malkins husband is the luckiest man in the world.

Well, if New York elects him, they'll get what they desrve. It's not like they have shown wisdom at the pols in the past. (Rudy being the exception).

Amen Ann. I almost wrote you off with your unwaving support of Romney and Christi. Then I remembered from where you hail. However, I will never tire of your ability to nail the lefts hypocrisy and stupidity to the wall. Not to mention, I love your accent.

Sunday afternoon golf. Helps me relax and drift off for a nap.