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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Rob 1948 Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 10:03 AM
I believe I've found something the liberals believe in that I can agree with. God didn't make liberals, he made man. Liberals (as they actually believe) really did evolve from apes.
jay_p Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 11:30 AM
We didn't evolve from apes you f00l. Apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor. We evolved in parallel to apes, nor from them. If you repubs weren't so anti-science you might actually learn something.
psydoc Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 1:23 PM
Jay, a little reading comprehension would do wonders for you. Rob said, " Liberals (as they actually believe) really did evolve from apes." They key is "as they actually believe". sheesh

Your second error is to make the claim, "Apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor" If you were not so "anti-science" you would know that the closest statement to accurate would be, "Man and the Apes evolved from a similar species." The discovery, at least to this point in time, of a common link between man and the apes does not exist.

If you opened your mind to truth, and really considered what it is to be conservative, you might actually learn something.
G-Pa Chaz Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 1:37 PM
Interesting, Jay. You are saying that from a single species two “fittest” emerged? I thought that Darwin’s theory was that evolution was driven by natural selection, aka survival of the fittest. That would seem to indicate one species evolving into one fitter species, not several.
G-Pa Chaz Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 1:38 PM
Interesting, Jay. You are saying that from a single species two “fittest” emerged? I thought that Darwin’s theory was that evolution was driven by natural selection, aka survival of the fittest. That would seem to indicate one species evolving into one fitter species, not several.
SugarLandSteve Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 7:39 PM
"Jay" must be related to a baboon from what I gather.
SugarLandSteve Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 10:13 AM
Agreed!

Liberals are the spawn of Satan.
B1RD Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 10:36 AM
Ah Haaaa! The missing link!
BudWiser Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 10:09 AM
but their brains remain Primordial Soup

Here is a hilarious (and sad) parody of the wonderful Paul Harvey commentary about farmers, which was part of a popular Super Bowl ad last week.  Enjoy: