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How Mitt Romney Won My Vote

Richard19 Wrote: Oct 08, 2012 5:04 PM
It was someone with a brain scolding someone without one.
Seth32 Wrote: Oct 16, 2012 1:47 AM
Poor Mittens. All this time, I thought he was as brainless as he acts. I'm glad to hear from you, Richard, that he does in fact have a brain. If only someone would teach him how to use it properly…

Note: The author would like to thank the Psalmist, Switchfoot, and Samwise for inspiring this column.

Back in May of 1999, I made a decision to leave the Democratic Party. It was an easy decision. I had been a Democrat for 11 years. I voted for Dukakis when I was a committed leftist. But, later, when I became a pro-life conservative, there was no room for me in the party. So I became a Republican and also joined the NRA. I've been a straight shooter ever since. Excuse me if that last line sounded heterosexist. I’m a work in regress....