I looked up the term "RINO" (Republican in name only) in the dictionary. They have removed McCain's picture and put Hatch's picture there instead. Hatch wants to be buried beside Ted Kennedy. (He really wanted to be placed in the same casket but found out it was against the law and there weren't enough congressmen willing to go to bat with him and change the law).

That's an ignorant statement. I'm betting you're a Democrat.

Isn't this profiting off the office of the president? Almost the same as renting out the Lincoln bedroom, unless of course, Michelle Obama is going to donate the profits to some health food organization or farmers co-op or something. But I have a feeling this is not going to happen.

I was born and raised a Catholic. After their position of Universal Health Care, I have no sympathy for them when it didn't quite turn out like they wanted. I also have Jewish friends who vote Democrat 100% of the time. If Obama gets back in and comes down in favor of the Arabs, again, I have no sympathy. In my opinion, let the Catholic church fight their own battle and let the Democrat Jews fight theirs. They led to their own demise. I have no intention of helping them in word or deed. If, on the other hand, I see that over 50% of the Jewish vote is NOT for obama, i will join them in their quest to have our government support Israel. Otherwise - No.

They should invite Jimmy Carter so we can have the worst 3 presidents ever in the room at the same time. Caption the photo!

Sharpton was sued before, lost and didn't pay up. It was finally paid by other people when Sharpton ran in the Democratic primaries. No integrity there.

"...if he was really beat up" ??? Can you read? What part of "black eyes, broken nose, lacerations to the back of the head" did you not understand? Are you just an idiot?

I have friends who are over 50 and unemployed for more than 2 years. They are not being hired because of their age. Even employment agency personnel have told them it's tough out there if you're over 50. I wonder where this guy got his figures. I'm guessing that most of the over 50 crowd still working did not get laid off. Those who did - bad luck, bad job market.

Maybe you have trouble delivering the "punch line". I didn't know you were being a comic until you pointed it out. I don't think most comics have to do that, but hey, what do I know.

Students can opt out of "Race to the top"?