Three years ago, I wrote a satirical column "defending" Nancy Pelosi against accusations that she had lied publicly about being briefed by the CIA about the use of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques (EITs) -- including waterboarding -- on enemy detainees as far back as 2002. Here's her infamous denial:
The evidence against Pelosi was so strong that her tale could only be explained one of two ways: Either (a) she was lying, or (b) a vast conspiracy had constructed a web of deceit to ensnare her. ...











This distinguishes them from Bill Clinton, who, as a pathological liar, was literally incapable of telling the truth, and lied even when the truth would have been more useful politically.
Clinton is to be pitied and treated by competent psychologists. Pelosi and Obama deserve to be imprisoned. Neither will happen.