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Order your Ron Paul Electronic Crack Pipe. This modern Day Marvel invented by funds supplied by Ron 'King of Pork' Paul - simulates the act of 'Smoking Crack' by producing an inhaled mist bearing the physical sensation, appearance, and often the flavor of 'Crack Cocaine' - guaranteed to fool Law Enforcement Agencies. The 'Ron Paul Electronic Crack Pipe' uses ultrasonics to vaporize a propylene glycol or glycerin-based liquid solution into an aerosol mist, similar to the way a nebulizer or humidifier vaporizes solutions for inhalation. This is the perfect accessory while attending OWS rallies and 911 'Truther' Seminars. Order NOW and receive 'Free' a piece of Tin Foil suitable for making a 'Tinfoil Hat' and a 'Flying Monkey' poster.

Order your Ron Paul Electronic Crack Pipe. This modern Day Marvel invented by funds supplied by Ron 'King of Pork' Paul - simulates the act of 'Smoking Crack' by producing an inhaled mist bearing the physical sensation, appearance, and often the flavor of 'Crack Cocaine' - guaranteed to fool Law Enforcement Agencies. The 'Ron Paul Electronic Crack Pipe' uses ultrasonics to vaporize a propylene glycol or glycerin-based liquid solution into an aerosol mist, similar to the way a nebulizer or humidifier vaporizes solutions for inhalation. This is the perfect accessory while attending OWS rallies and 911 'Truther' Seminars. Order NOW and receive 'Free' a piece of Tin Foil suitable for making a 'Tinfoil Hat' and a 'Flying Monkey' poster.

I cannot guarantee effectiveness against chem-trail pathogens or psychotropics and recommend that the hat be worn in combination with a dust mask sprayed with a special formula. Combine two parts female deer (Doe) urine and one part ammonia - spray liberally on the dust mask (found at any drugstore) - don your mask and then place your 'Hat' firmly in place. You might also want to find a supply of soft drink bottle caps from glass bottles and glue them on the outside of all windows facing East of your domicile - make a grid of one inch squares - be sure and wear your hat and mask when outside gluing. This protects from department store scanners, radioactive markers, video surveillance cameras and dentally implanted radio transceivers.

You will then have a perfect square, 6 inches on a side. On the side opposite the very first fold there will be an opening. Stick the fingers of each hand inside one of the sides, and with your thumbs holding the foil to the fingers from the outside, pull your hands apart Voila - your Hat is ready to wear. The hat is worn square on the head, with the brim resting above the eyebrows. This should effectively shield your brain from any kind of radiation. Remember, Scientists at the Carlyle Group and NASA are on the payroll of the Rothschild and Rockefeller families, and are constantly at work on improving mind control and pacification laser, microwave and sub-sonic technology, so updates are constantly required.

ATTENTION Ron Paul Supporters. Your problems are solved - Many of you have made your Tin Foil Hats out of Aluminum foil rather than Real Tin Foil or Copper Foil. Real Tinfoil is hard to find, and copper foil has become increasingly expensive because of the copper shortage caused by the consumption of copper to line the entirety of the interior of the government's secret Yucca Mountain facility. Start out with a 12 inch square piece of foil. Fold it in half to make a triangle. Then take the points on the top and bottom folds opposite the long, folded edge and fold them back halfway to the main fold. Then, take the other two corners and fold them opposite to each other to form two right angles at each end of the folded foil.

I cannot guarantee effectiveness against chemtrail pathogens or psychotropics and recommend that the hat be worn in combination with a dust mask sprayed with a special formula. Combine two parts female deer (Doe) urine and one part ammonia - spray liberally on the dust mask (found at any drugstore) - don your mask and then place your 'Hat' firmly in place. You might also want to find a supply of soft drink bottle caps from glass bottles and glue them on the outside of all windows facing East of your domicile - make a grid of one inch squares - be sure and wear your hat and mask when outside gluing. This protects from department store scanners, radioactive markers, video surveillance cameras and dentally implanted radio transcievers.

You will then have a perfect square, 6 inches on a side. On the side opposite the very first fold there will be an opening. Stick the fingers of each hand inside one of the sides, and with your thumbs holding the foil to the fingers from the outside, pull your hands apart Voila - your Hat is ready to wear. The hat is worn square on the head, with the brim resting above the eyebrows. This should effectively shield your brain from any kind of radiation. Remember, Scientists at the Carlyle Group and NASA are on the payroll of the Rothschild and Rockefeller families, and are constantly at work on improving mind control and pacification laser, microwave and sub-sonic technology, so updates are constantly required.

RonPaulBots Help. I think I have solved your problem - you have made your Tin Foil Hat out of Aluminum foil rather than 'Real Tin Foil' or even better yet Copper Foil. Real Tinfoil is hard to find, and copper foil has become increasingly expensive because of the copper shortage caused by the consumption of copper to line the entirety of the interior of the government's secret Yucca Mountain facility. Start out with a 12 inch square piece of foil. Fold it in half to make a triangle. Then take the points on the top and bottom folds opposite the long, folded edge and fold them back halfway to the main fold. Then, take the other two corners and fold them opposite to each other to form two right angles at each end of the folded foil.