Let me say this at the onset -- I like you. I really like you.
Unfortunately, your co-workers may feel differently.
I know it's difficult to imagine that anyone would not instantly gravitate to your winning personality, your amazing good looks, your willingness to offer advice to everyone in the company -- whether they want it or not -- and of course, your knack for borrowing money from everyone in the company -- whether they can afford it or not. Clearly, anyone who doesn't want you as his or her BFF has to be bitter or jealous or nuts.
Given your overall wonderfulness,...