What are you..........12? What a juvenile, ignorant name to chose.

And WHY are all the welfare leaches so FREAKING FAT???

Paychecks DO = welfare checks. My paycheck enables the fat@$$ welfare moms in my town to lay around watching Jerry Springer while I stupidly go to work. Then they jealously ask my "how come you got TWO houses. I don't even got ONE!" Well loser, I GO TO WORK EVERY DAY!

Or the tsunami.......or ATMs

that doesn't make sense. Not everyone carries a passport. In fact, I'd bet there are MORE people who don't have one than do in this country. I didn't get a passport until I was 45.

I'm one of them. I have no children and now it's too late. I'd have a 34 year old son or daughter if I hadn't aborted in 1978. And most likely.....grandchildren. Instead I'm alone and unmarried with 7 dogs.

Only if he's a black dog, or wearing a hoodie.

If it's so great why is it "your neighbor's sister" whose making all the money? Why isn't it YOU?

Forget Europe! Give me Venezuela!

Hey. If MIchigan can do it Minnesota can.