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Final Gallup, Rasmussen Polls: Romney 49, Obama 48

pzaqwer Wrote: Nov 05, 2012 8:06 PM
Pay close attention you Republicans out there; you all have a slobbering love affair with BIG government and with social engineering in foreign countries (Iraq) You just can not be bothered to pay for it. Capiche?
Uber Dave Wrote: Nov 05, 2012 8:09 PM

Yet another personality introduced into Sybil’s addled, diseased, fevered, tortured, turgid, squirming, pulsating, crippled, damaged, non-functioning, atrophied brain.

It must be getting really crowded in there; the staff at the Happy Acres Sanitarium and Rest Home are at their wits end. The electro-shock therapy, Lithium and Seroquel cocktails and extensive lobotomies should be depopulating Sybil’s head not adding more demented personalities.

But when Ray Ancle/Ancel cannot convince all of the babbling personalities in Sybil’s crippled brain to escape the funny farm he just creates a new one and out the door they go.

If you see someone peddling down the street on a John Deere green plastic tractor holding the...
Uber Dave Wrote: Nov 05, 2012 8:10 PM
...the steering wheel with his teeth while wearing a tin foil festooned helmet, a strait jacket and clinging desperately to a stolen laptop, call the mental incompetency hot-line at 1-888-425-3948…

…That’s 1-888-halfwit and the men in the white coats will come at once to take Sybil back to his/her funny farm home…
Cal29 Wrote: Nov 05, 2012 8:11 PM
Funny......................really gut-splitting funny.
Cal29 Wrote: Nov 05, 2012 8:12 PM
Common little Sybil........we will provide the best shrinks for you that money can sick WHACKO.
Elizabeth420 Wrote: Nov 05, 2012 8:27 PM
Uber Dave: Now that is some truly funny shyte!

No promises, but this may well be my last post devoted to polling before the ultimate poll is taken and tabulated tomorrow.  These surveys are the crack cocaine of politics, and we're all going to need to detox on Wednesday.  And with that, voila: Gallup's final pre-election poll has fallen in line with virtually every other national poll, showing Romney ahead by a mere point, 49/48.  The bad news for Republicans is that this lead is diminished from the GOP ticket's five point edge prior to Gallup suspending its polling due to the storm. The good news is that...