Obama: I'm Not a Dictator or Judge--Any Bad Econ News During Sequester Is All GOP's Fault

Ever wonder what would happen if someone offered $10 Million in an off shore bank account to whoever exposed Obama's College Transcripts and Financial Aid records? They'd definitely need the money to hide for the rest of their lives from the Chicago "mafia" that would be out to get them. Maybe if every American adult who has lost their job because of Obama and the democrats in Congress would just send a dollar to an off shore account, there'd be so much money that no one could resist the bribe. Then, once "the One" was out of office and probably in jail, who ever released the records could be given the Presidential Medal of Freedom by an honest and legitimate President of either party. "Never wonder for whom the bell tolls...."