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Complaints Mount Against Michelle Obama’s New Lunch Menu

purejustice Wrote: Sep 25, 2012 4:00 PM
Looks like Moochelle ate a HUGE bowl of ugly! When I want to diet, I just look at a picture of Moochelle and instantly hurl up 10 lbs. of weight!
DurtyButtsecks Wrote: Sep 25, 2012 5:37 PM
Classy! Don't be jealous just because she's smarter and richer than you'll ever be!
In Wisconsin, high school athletes are complaining about not getting enough to eat each day, due to the skimpy new school lunch menu mandated by the United States Department of Agriculture and First Lady Michelle Obama.

The story we published earlier this week on that subject is unfortunately not unique. Students across the country are complaining about the new school lunch regulations.

Perhaps the real motive is to starve students into slimming down. Just ask students in Pierre, South Dakota who, too, are in an all-out revolt.

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