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Do-Nothing, Vacation-Loving, Golf-Addicted, Underemployed, Underachieving Candidate (for Reelection)

Pterodactyl Wrote: Jun 08, 2012 11:27 PM
Gayle -- Wonderful post! I haven't laughed this much in a long time! I think Obama could use ALL organs --- he's a puppet. However, he especially needs a new nose. His nose must be long enough to go to the moon and back, several times. Pinocchio has been replaced.

Mitt Romney hauled in almost 30 percent more money in May than Obama did, despite frantic efforts by the White House to relegate Obama’s job as president to a part-time gig in favor of all fundraising, all the time.

“The White House insisted this week that Mr. Obama still spends 'the vast preponderance of his time on his official duties,’” reports the New York Times, “But with his schedule increasingly crowded by fund-raisers and speeches that could easily double as campaign rallies, that case is getting harder and harder to make.”

Quick:  Notify the Bureau of Labor Statistics to “up”...