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My Guns and Loads to Dispatch Zombies Baking on Bath Salts

Pistol Wrote: Jun 10, 2012 12:43 AM
Its not the mythical zombies that concern me, Mr. Giles, its the thousand or so folks that die every year in black on white crime. Large areas of our fair country have become off limits to police officers, let alone a civilian. So i have a CCW permit. The 52 ounce Dirty Harry .44 mag looks great in the movies, but my 17 ounce 9mm with hot European swat loads is eminently carryable. An armed person radiates confidence, detectable by zombies, and definitely offputting.

I love Miami. Many of my conservative buddies can’t figure out why I moved here or why I stay. I remind them quite often that Miami does have its perks:

- The weather during the late fall through early spring is dreamy.

- It’s green and gorgeous all year round as opposed to your brown town.

- Lincoln Road and Ocean Drive are two of the best zoos in the world. You’ll see more freaky critters on those two avenues than you will at the most exotic zoo in Dubai.

- The Atlantic Ocean down here...