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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

petroleum engineer Wrote: Jan 28, 2013 11:44 AM
Sorry, Panetta was an Army officer. However, I think women in front line combat units is going to be a disaster. As for the others - I get damned tired of those who never served being in a positon of power. Not just the ones you listed, but hundreds in our government who are making the rules.

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...