Critical questions for ABC-NBC-CBS-PBS-NPR-AP-NYT-WASHPO-LAT

Critical questions for ABC-NBC-CBS-PBS-NPR-AP-NYT-WASHPO-LAT

Wake up and smell the cappuccino, conservatives. This election offers devastating proof we must embrace immigration reform now. It’s our only hope! Not as the pandering stunt some Beltway geniuses argue will trick liberal minorities into voting conservative. Someone’s gotta be inhaling Colorado’s special herbs to think that’ll work.

No, we need immigration reform so Univision can hire more hard-working reporters to do the dirty jobs their American counterparts won’t, like, ask a few tough questions.

Imagine a press conference going like this:

Mr. President, it’s  reported your Attorney General knew your...