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Civil War’s A-Brewin’

PecosPete.38 Wrote: Jan 14, 2013 3:05 PM
I'd say a Rogue's Gallery of them, but that somehow lends them more dignity than they deserve. Rogues suggests swashbuckler types. These guys couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag. Weenies, every single one of them...trying to look macho and woefully failing at it. A weenie is still a weenie, regardless of his costume.

A pretty, young, auburn-haired woman – mid-20s – drove down a lonely country road somewhere in Oklahoma. Appearing in her rearview mirror, at the back windshield, were two menacing orbs of light floating amid ashen dusk. The guttural roar of a souped-up big block shook the tiny Volkswagen Rabbit as a van-load of inbred thugs lurched left and drew alongside her. A ponytailed passenger taunted inaudibly and blew foul kisses between crude hand gestures. He pointed for her to pull over as the van repeatedly swerved dangerously close.

Inside the car a man, asleep in the reclining passenger seat,...