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My Guns and Loads to Dispatch Zombies Baking on Bath Salts

PackerBhoy Wrote: Jun 10, 2012 9:01 AM
As a fellow Knox grad and former Miamian (living and working there for sixteen years, until we moved to Scotland in 2001), I'm glad to be out of Miami! Scotland has a lot of rain, but it's better than raining bullets...

I love Miami. Many of my conservative buddies can’t figure out why I moved here or why I stay. I remind them quite often that Miami does have its perks:

- The weather during the late fall through early spring is dreamy.

- It’s green and gorgeous all year round as opposed to your brown town.

- Lincoln Road and Ocean Drive are two of the best zoos in the world. You’ll see more freaky critters on those two avenues than you will at the most exotic zoo in Dubai.

- The Atlantic Ocean down here...