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The Biggest Scandal In U.S. History

otentacles Wrote: Jun 28, 2012 10:42 AM
Thank you for your post. I appreciate you taking time out from calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumors to illuminate us with such important musings. Actually, you’re nothing more than an OCD child in charge of equally spaced fridge-magnet distribution to keep yourself occupied until The View is on. (This saves you from having to bother with the whole embarrassing process of getting a job and becoming self-reliant instead of being a full-time, professional leech.) Your post is representative of your entire miserable existence - it accomplishes nothing and is incredibly inconsequential and monumentally irrelevant.
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GOP Whistling Past the End of America

otentacles Wrote: May 31, 2012 9:54 AM
...and, lest we forget her "Breakfast of Champions" - a Bag of Cheetos and a 40 of Malt liquor.
Heh, heh...there's not enough whiskey in Texas to drink her pretty.
There’s Moochie - all gussied up in stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock. She’s two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis, but still she feels qualified to pen a “healthy food” cookbook? Is she off her hormone treatments again? Moochie explains: “eeerrrppp...I’ll have another lobster please”
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Deport the GOP Establishment

otentacles Wrote: May 03, 2012 11:44 AM
Here she is enduring a rigorous workout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oRNgYGfSow
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"Crucify Them": The Obama Way

otentacles Wrote: Apr 27, 2012 10:06 AM
Replacing a third original monkey with a new one, it headed for the stairs and was attacked as well. Half of the monkeys that attacked him had no idea why. After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, none had ever been sprayed with cold water but all stayed the f__k away from the stairs. Anyone who bends to the will of this illegitimate administration is the equivalent of the fifth replacement monkey.
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"Crucify Them": The Obama Way

otentacles Wrote: Apr 27, 2012 10:05 AM
I once read about five monkeys that were placed in a room with a banana at the top of a set of stairs. As one monkey attempted to climb the stairs, all of the monkeys were sprayed with jets of cold water. A second monkey made an attempt and again the monkeys were sprayed. No more monkeys attempted to climb the stairs. One of the monkeys was then removed from the room and replaced with a new monkey. New monkey saw the banana and started to climb the stairs but to its surprise, it was attacked by the other monkeys. Another of the original monkeys was replaced and the newcomer was also attacked when he attempted to climb the stairs. The previous newcomer took part in the punishment with enthusiasm.
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