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Civil War’s A-Brewin’

oldshortfatboy Wrote: Feb 20, 2013 2:52 AM
Being a loyal citizen, I would gladly lay down my arms, or give them to the libtards in gubmint, but they were all lost in a tragic boating accident a few days ago. And all the high capacity magazines and ammo, too. Can't remember why I had them all in that little bitty boat at the same time, but I did, and that's why I got rid of the boat, too. Sold it to some guy named Bill, or Jim, or something like that, in a beer joint. I think it was a beer joint. Maybe it was a strip joint.
LibertyandJustice Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 10:09 PM
This is crazy, but the exact same thing happened to us! 8<
traitorbill Wrote: Feb 23, 2013 1:11 PM
Got to get around to reporting to the police that my has gone missing.
gandreasen Wrote: Feb 21, 2013 10:55 AM
I lost all my guns in a fishing accident last week. We got swamped in the Ohio River, a tow pulled too close. I did manage to save my boat and motor. Oh, and my rod, reel and gas tank. But those 25 guns went to the bottom. Just outside Clarksville. Oh, and it wasn't my boat, I borrowed it. From my cousin Bob, or George, or something. I forget.
traitorbill Wrote: Feb 23, 2013 1:13 PM
Some guy-who said he was from the government-stole my guns and sent them to Mexico.
Michael3116 Wrote: Feb 20, 2013 7:48 PM
Wow that guy must have quite a collection of boats!
traitorbill Wrote: Feb 23, 2013 1:12 PM
His doctor might be able to fill in some information if he followed Obamacare regulations.

A pretty, young, auburn-haired woman – mid-20s – drove down a lonely country road somewhere in Oklahoma. Appearing in her rearview mirror, at the back windshield, were two menacing orbs of light floating amid ashen dusk. The guttural roar of a souped-up big block shook the tiny Volkswagen Rabbit as a van-load of inbred thugs lurched left and drew alongside her. A ponytailed passenger taunted inaudibly and blew foul kisses between crude hand gestures. He pointed for her to pull over as the van repeatedly swerved dangerously close.

Inside the car a man, asleep in the reclining passenger seat,...