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Confirmed: Pelosi Lied About CIA Briefing on Waterboarding

NotSoMagicNegro Wrote: May 01, 2012 10:13 AM
Do any of you actually think that if you get elected in a district where fella***tio, rimming, fisting and sodomy are all religious sacraments that lying will be frowned upon? Get real.

Three years ago, I wrote a satirical column "defending" Nancy Pelosi against accusations that she had lied publicly about being briefed by the CIA about the use of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques (EITs) -- including waterboarding -- on enemy detainees as far back as 2002.  Here's her infamous denial:
 


The evidence against Pelosi was so strong that her tale could only be explained one of two ways: Either (a) she was lying, or (b) a vast conspiracy had constructed a web of deceit to ensnare her. ...