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I have a buddy with several successful business. He always says that he never went to college, but all of his bartenders did.
As they say "if Hillary gave Obama one of her nuts they would each have two."
Just claim the tiger is an "emotional support tiger" and there is nothing they can do about it. The ADA states one can have an emotional support animal on a plane or in a restaurant, they do not state what kind of animal it has to be.
Are they going to put warning labels on every packet of marijuana sold?
I will also add Chrysler to the list, not only because of the bailout, but their cars are junk.
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The Rise and Fall of Frankenbama

NormRx Wrote: Feb 16, 2014 7:29 AM
Wisconsin doesn't have the death penalty. Wisconsin was also the home to Ed Gein, for those who don't remember him, Hichkock loosely based the movie Psycho on him.
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The Rise and Fall of Frankenbama

NormRx Wrote: Feb 16, 2014 7:05 AM
"And as for the guy, the "donor": It’s like my granny used to tell me on her knee: “Johnny,” she used to say, “there are many things to avoid in this world. But the one absolute is: don’t spread your sperm around. Neither for love or money.” It's OK to spread it around, you just have to do it the Bill Clinton way.
They don't in this country either, as long as you are a qu eer using it.
Do as I say, not as I do seems to be a popular mentality with people who push to disarm law abiding citizens in certain venues. Such is the case with Dwayne Ferguson, a leader in the anti-violence organization Mad Dads. Ferguson was arrested last week on two felony charges stemming from the fact that he was carrying a loaded firearm at an elementary school. Police initiated a several hour lockdown of the school following an anonymous report about a man carrying a gun on school property. Ferguson does work as a security guard and has a permit to carry a gun. However, Ferguson is not permitted to carry a firearm on school property. Ironically, Ferguson was part of a recent push to make carrying a firearm, even if you possess a carry permit, on to school grounds a felony (that charge was previously a misdemeanor. http://gunssavelives.net/news/anti-violence-activist-who-pushed-to-ban-guns-in-school-is-arrested-with-a-gun-in-a-school/
"Either she doesn’t feel like you two have enough money, and she’s resorting to credit cards for this reason, or she does this because she’s a spoiled brat who thinks she should always have what she wants when she wants it." I also had a wife like that. When I told her she has to cut back, she told me "no, you have to make more money." We finally went into counseling and after several sessions the counselor asked me for my opinion. I told him "I don't need a counselor, I need a lawyer." That was in 1987, getting divorced and quitting smoking were the two best decisions I ever made. As the old expression goes. "Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it is worth it."
The day the NFL and unions are gone will be a happy day indeed.
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