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Michael Moore, Michigan Sniper

NormRx Wrote: Jan 21, 2015 7:08 AM
I would call more a lying pig but I don't want to denigrate a nice fat sow.
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Why Orthodox Jewish Women are Happy

NormRx Wrote: Jan 19, 2015 2:32 PM
"They are being whisked from their homes only to find that they have been duped into accepting a one-way ticket to a life of cooking, cleaning and sewing for violent extremists." No, not cooking, cleaning and sewing. Damn, how terrible.
Maybe so, but if you get a degree in qu eer theory you will really rake in the big bucks.
I have a buddy that has several businesses. He tells everyone that he never went to college but all of his bartenders did.
Reminds me of the time I went downstairs to my basement and I saw a mouse in the storage room. I took a can of peas and threw it at him, I missed. So I took a can of corn and threw it, I once again missed. He did not move after two vicious frontal assaults. I figured it was now time for a change of tactics, so I got my pellet gun and lined him up and pulled the trigger. The pellet missed the little guy, it ricocheted off the floor and hit my storm door tempered glass that I store in the basement over the summer. Now I had glass all over the place and a mouse standing on his back legs looking at me. I loaded up again, looked him right in his beady eyes and pulled the trigger. Success, I sent him to mouse hell. I cleaned up the glass and got the door repaired for about $140.00. Next time I am going to use a cherry bomb or M-80.
Taft, The kid was taking revenge on his mother for not aborting him, so he aborted her.
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The Ring Makes All the Difference

NormRx Wrote: Jan 05, 2015 7:29 AM
If one is going to have children, the children should have the benefits and protection of marriage. However, if a man is not going to have children there is no reason to get married. The courts are still very biased against the man. I was married once and I would never do it again.
What's all the BS about a liberal lion? Kennedy was the lion of the Senate, Cuomo is a liberal lion. I can think of a lot of animals that remind me of a liberal, most of them are rodents. Rats come to mind, come to think of it a few insects come to mind, cockroaches anyone.
Don't worry, just install a new battery and re boot the gun and you are good to go.
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The 20-year Demise of a Blue State

NormRx Wrote: Dec 22, 2014 7:33 AM
The same for Wisconsin, a mostly conservative state. However, Milwaukee and Madison are heavily democratic.
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