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Image of the Day: The Empty Podium

None1257 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 12:37 PM
Shouldn't someone provide the answer to the question, why is the race so close? Would you like to know the answer to that question?
Jim712 Wrote: Oct 09, 2012 6:40 AM
The short answer to your question is: the mainstream media is providing cover for this guy, and a large part of the electorate is too ignorant to seek opinions elsewhere.
Obadiah Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 1:22 PM
the answer is that Obama's deflation will soon be followed by Romney's deflation, leading to a neck-and-neck race towards the goal of total corruption and ineptitude.
DevilDog0311 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 12:42 PM
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington,DCwhen he sees a little girl leaning into the lion 's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
DevilDog0311 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 12:42 PM
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I 've seen a man do in my whole life. '

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right. '

The reporter says, 'Well, I 'll make sure this won 't go unnoticed. I 'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow 's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have? '

DevilDog0311 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 12:42 PM
The biker replies, ?I 'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican?

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


?U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH?
Horribilus Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 12:47 PM
My brother wanted to go Marine Corps after Annapolis but they wouldn't take him.....

His parents were married.
DevilDog0311 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 12:51 PM
they rejected him because he went to kindergarden only and failed miserably but not as bad as you and all he could do was beat you up. not impressive beating a BOY
Horribilus Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 12:55 PM
I thought you had a sense of humor. My fault.
DevilDog0311 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 1:01 PM
bwahahaha

i do! did you take that personally? guess you dont have the sense of humor
pow1000 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 1:14 PM
Hahaha, good one. And sadly true. There is no more journalism.
S211 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 1:33 PM
ONE Marine is worth a thousand of YOU

The New Yorker goes Eastwood:
 


Back to you, Dirty Harry:
 


As I mentioned last night, some liberals are pretty angry that Obama wasn't allowed to drag TOTUS onto the debate stage on Wednesday: