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The community organizer has set a new precedent - if he were Pinocchio, his nose would have been burnt by a solar flare. Of course, he would blame Bush because the Sun's too hot and :::: gasp:::: Great balls of fire!
Early into his presidency and a trip to Vegas, Barry manages to ruin an economy virtually overnight by scolding people to avoid hotels and entertainment venues, resulting in an immediate halt filled with thousands of cancellations. Of course it didn't apply to him, nor his family who took a record number of luxury vacations resulting in a virtual slap on the face of every American. 0, enjoy it until November.
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