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Obama Struggles With English, Facts On Twitter

My ballpoint pen Wrote: Dec 05, 2012 10:13 AM
Proper English spelling, and grammar are tools of the Racist Elite to enslave the working class. Our Dear Leader is communicating in the New English which allow all people (Men, Wymin, LBGT, Rainbow people, etc) to be treated equally in our Fair Society. Please contact the Department of Enlightenment for assignment to Fairness Inception Camp so that you may be re-educated and re-assigned to a new role in our Fair Society.

This was a real statement made by the leader of the free world, the most powerful man on the planet, President Barack Obama:


“da bears still gotta shot”

There are so many things wrong with this. For a president who has actually done some good things in terms of education reform, he’s really struggling to construct a basic sentence. Even with the limitations imposed by Twitter, President Obama still could have spelled out “the.” It would have cost him no characters to properly write “got a” and to capitalize the “p” in “plus.” However, Obama...