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My Plan for Eliminating School Shootings

I don't know why any woman with the tiniest bit of self-respect would spend 10 minutes with, much less marry one of those self-centered wusses. Fortunately, out here in "flyover country" real men are pretty easy to find -- as long as you look in the right place.

As a candidate for president of the United States, it is incumbent on me to make a statement regarding the Sandy Hook massacre and to explain how my policies would help prevent other such massacres should I become president. As I discuss this sensitive topic, it is also incumbent on me to sound more rational and articulate than the incumbent. That will not be difficult.
 
As president, I plan to attack the issue in two ways. First, I will use the bully pulpit to influence voters and state lawmakers. Second, I will take direct action to influence...