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Searching for a Surrogate

MKaneJeeves Wrote: Jun 08, 2012 2:35 PM
Regarding Biden, " But you never know if he'll finish by adding, "My neighbor has three rabbits," or, "These are not my pants." They may not be his pants, they may be Neil Kennock's pants.
Watching Bill Clinton act as Barack Obama's "No. 1 surrogate," in the words of National Public Radio, is as exquisitely painful as watching a runaway monkey with a paintball gun at a museum.

Most of the pundits have focused on Clinton's motivations for refusing to read his lines from the White House script. That's understandable given that Clinton is a one-man reality show whose diversity of motives makes the ladies of the "Real Housewives" franchise seem nun-like in their simplicity.

But asking "Why?" of Bill Clinton is a sucker's game. Sure, he may give you an answer...