That is the most idiotic column I have read in a long time.
Well, it looks like the libertarians are mad at me again. Several of my libertarian readers have written to complain that my recent columns have been switching back and forth between making fun of homosexual rights activists and abortion rights activists. That must really make them angry because so many libertarians are homosexuals who need to have abortions. At any rate, I think I have identified the source of the problem and a possible solution.
What my libertarian readers fail to understand is that I simply write about the insanity that surrounds me here at the University of North Carolina at...
Why don't you go out and do some volunteer work to help some of the "poor women who can't feed their families"? You know the ones you slobber and bawl about every time there's a posting on abortion?
How about helping out an elementary school mentoring program?
How about donating time and resources to a Pregnancy Care Center?
That 'love your neighbor as yourself' thing gets in the way...