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Friday Not So Fun: Eco-Friendly Lightbulbs Cause Cancer

MicahStone Wrote: Jan 04, 2013 1:34 PM
Of course, if an eco-nut bulb breaks, then you'll get mercury poisoning, on top of the cancer. But have no fear, OBOZOCARE will fix you right up (unless the DEATH PANEL says NO.)

Great news! Those eco-friendly light bulbs that you have to buy since incandescent bulbs are now outlawed, cause cancer according to a new study.

Money saving, compact fluorescent light bulbs emit high levels of ultra violet radiation, according to a new study. Research at Long Island’s Stony Brook found that the bulbs emit rays so strong that they can actually burn skin and skin cells.

“The results were that you could actually initiate cell death,” said Marcia Simon, a Professor of Dermatology.

Exposure to the bulbs could lead to premature...