New slogan for Republican candidates: Reid/Durbin Lied, America Died!

Perhaps the Ivy League isn't all it's cracked up to be. There's nothing Americans love more than a bunch of spoiled rotten kids and haughty professors looking down their noses at everyone and telling them how to live our lives.

Gotta love those snobby elitists.

I’m really looking forward to national health care to help “spread the wealth,” so hypochondriacs who love to spend their days in the emergency room fretting over whether or not the pimple on their posterior is MRSA, can get their mental illnesses, erectile dysfunctions and breast implants treated with our tax dollars.