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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

marusha Wrote: Jan 28, 2013 3:17 AM
Tell me this, if women can fight equally in combat, why is there a need for battered women's shelters for women, who are victims of domestic abuse?

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...