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I Just Wanted to Include the Word "Obama" in this Superbowl Headline

Mark1369 Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 9:35 PM
Liberals as in people that believed in individual liberty and no gov't telling them what to do. Liberal back then is far different than liberal today which wants big gov't to regulate our lives like we are children. "Classical liberalism is a political ideology, a branch of liberalism which advocates civil liberties and political freedom with limited government under the rule of law and generally promotes a laissez-faire economic policy" doesn't sound anything like a liberl today but it does show your lack of education and trying to equate your beliefs with the writers of the Constitution when they would be opposed to your politics today/

(Editor’s Note: Barack Obama will not make an appearance in this column.)

Dear Coach,

Now that the Superbowl is over, it’s not too late to begin thinking about “next” year.   

So, pursuant with the terms of my plea bargain agreement and by order of the court, “Number 81®” hereby submits this apology to you, to the patrons of Danny’s All Night Café and to the fine ladies of the Buddy’s Airport Lounge and Go-Go Barn (home of the $12.99 T-bone-lap-dance combo).

While the words have been crafted on the advice of Number 81®’s attorney, the...

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