I hate to be the one to tell you this, but a serious case is now being made that our beloved Constitution gives us the right to have sex with donkeys.
First, the lawyers:
Over at Volokh.com, Northwestern law professor Eugene Kontorovich argues, "Bestiality is private sexual conduct and thus prima facie requires a very good justification to regulate. ... Insisting that bestiality bans simply regulate animal welfare is insufficient. Those regulations do not typically intrude on protected interests.
"Bestiality bans regulate human sexual expression. And in the Supreme Court's jurisprudence, sex is special."
Antonio Hayes, a fellow at Cornell Law School has what Kontorovich...