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I Just Wanted to Include the Word "Obama" in this Superbowl Headline

M1946W Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 10:13 AM
I was guessing UNION THUG but they do share many attrubutes.
william704 Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 12:03 PM
"union thug or community organizer" are redundant. they both culminated in a LYING MUSLIM in the white house

(Editor’s Note: Barack Obama will not make an appearance in this column.)

Dear Coach,

Now that the Superbowl is over, it’s not too late to begin thinking about “next” year.   

So, pursuant with the terms of my plea bargain agreement and by order of the court, “Number 81®” hereby submits this apology to you, to the patrons of Danny’s All Night Café and to the fine ladies of the Buddy’s Airport Lounge and Go-Go Barn (home of the $12.99 T-bone-lap-dance combo).

While the words have been crafted on the advice of Number 81®’s attorney, the...

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