In response to:

White House: We Will Not Be Building a Death Star

M.K. Wrote: Jan 12, 2013 7:32 PM
Obowow and his runnng dogs have already built a Death Star for the economy and they using it as I type.

For a bit of fun, here's the official White House response to a petition calling for the construction of a Death Star, a la the Empire's deadly ultimate weapon in the Star Wars franchise. Personally, I find the best part of this letter to be the order of the two reasons given: 1) It would cost too much, and 2) Oh yeah, we don't want to blow up other plants, and also, flawed design. Enjoy:

Official White House Response to Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
This Isn't the Petition...