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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

LYNN263 Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 2:53 PM
Men are natural protectors. If male combat soldiers begin to rationalize their female counterparts as being equal to their mothers, sisters, aunts, & girlfriends, the guys will go into a protective mode that is different from the mode they are in with their male battle buddies. Maybe do something rash and irrational.

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...