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Celebrate Earth Day by Expanding Our Carbon Footprint

LustForLife Wrote: Apr 20, 2013 1:14 AM
I'm going to ride my Harley back and forth on the bed of a Kenworth 18 wheeler being pulled by twenty 6.2 liter Ford F-250s through a swamp.

Every year I celebrate Earth Day with tips and ideas on how readers can expand their carbon footprint.  Below you’ll find the newest, top ten ways I recommend to expand your carbon footprint on May 22nd, 2013 Anno Domini.

10) Take unnecessary trips in your electric car.

Run that battery down to nothing. Electric cars need fuel and that fuel comes from power plants run mostly on coal. There’s no quicker way to expand your carbon footprint than using that “green” car and powering it up nightly.

9) Use a Metro Light Rail system instead of your...