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On Earth Day, I Expanded My Carbon Footprint

Libtardharvestor Wrote: Apr 23, 2012 11:58 PM
So you've never broken a record before in your neck of the woods? When I was 8 we had a winter with a snowfall record that has yet to be broken in the midwest. During the planets history temps have exceeded anything we've seen or heard of in our existance. We' ve had temperature extreems throughout the planets history the like of which we will never experience ourselves. Global Warming is Crap you ignorant pinhead.

To celebrate “earth day” this year, I decided that I would do what the Obama administration just hasn’t been able to figure out: I would stimulate the economy by the conscious expansion of my carbon footprint.

So I ran the air conditioning for a while in my house.

I also turned all the lights on in the house. Well, actually, I just didn’t turn off the lights my kids turned on. Through this process of reverse attrition, at one point, all the lights in the house eventually were on.

I call this Ransom’s Law: The amount of lights...