A landslide for Mitt Romney in progress - go ahead and order your Dom Perignon Romney supporters - look forward to watching the libs go suicidal on Wednesday. This is the only day that I plan to watch the bobbing heads of the drive-by media - for those of you in Boston, there is always the Tobin Bridge - San Francisco, the Golden Gate...Chris Matthews, you may be able to get a bigger charge out of an electrical transformer - guaranteed to increase that tingle feeling...Obama, I've got you a gift certificate from U-Haul!
You already know all the supposed reasons conservatives should feel downtrodden heading into Tuesday: The Obama campaign's balleyhooed turnout machine, heavily Democratic state polls in places like Ohio, Nate Silver's electoral model, and the overwhelming conventional wisdom in the media all suggest the president will limp over the finish line on Tuesday and secure four more years. I've already written about why I think the race will ultimately hinge on turnout and enthusiasm, both of which could break either way in three days. But while liberals attempt to sow seeds of despair -- perhaps in an act of Freudian...
2) U--Haul won't work; they don't have trucks that float (to move to Hawaii!!)