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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

lastman Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 9:05 PM
Come on, Giles. I see gals on TV kickin the stew out of tough guys twice their size all the time. And I'm sure Panetta, the Joint Chiefs, and Congress has observed the same thing. It does concern me a little that they are all white or asian women, though. But can they make things any worse. Remember, we haven't won a war in 65 years. Not counting Grenada, of course.

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...