Never attempt to interview or converse with a dignitary from the "Cradle of Liberty." All experienced and reliable reporters literally demand combat pay when sent to The Critical Mass of Mal.

I carefully wrote reliable "reporters." The Royals of The James create their own "journalists" and place them strategically about the globe.

Never drink beer with a journalist!

I am reassured to know that The Standard has at least one reporter who does not aspire to be a "journalist." Only reporters get "roughed up" by the Mass of Mal.

This scribe very likely will never command a throne at Messy NBC or even become an artless dodger at the frizzling Fox; however, he will always be welcome where true reporters match...

Bless you, Rebecca.

You can't patch Palin's deficiencies any more than you can fashion Humpty Dumpty Obama into an American president.

Please take another step or two into your comment about GOP "Bastards Club" and the left leaning swipe at oil companies.

Are we seeing the stealth fighters of NOW creeping into the Townhall columns?

Americanus Rex. Monarchy! The only solution.

Only an appreciation of The Human Comedy makes democracy endurable.

Now, with the Monarchy, you always have continuity of the Chief Clown; and, of course with the Monarchy goes The Tower just to spice up a Sunday afternoon.

The Tower is much more efficient than an election; and with Divine Right of Morons always the arbiter, we discover that the time honored dictation of the succession of the Chief Clown to be great fun, you eliminate all of the worry and uncertainty. You have more time to devote to your own Human Nature.

Human Nature dictates that "society" inevitably returns to the Monarchy and The Tower.

All we need now in American guvvunment is to know...

Anyone who has ever prepared a paper for a doctoral seminar will offer sincere admiration and praise to our Caroline Glick.

Next Seminar: Interconnectivity of the fate of Israel with North America, the UK (London and The City), the EU (Berlin and Paris), The PanArabic League (The Saudi Royal family), Beijing, Dubai, the great variety of consortia posing as India and, facetiously, even Tokyo and Anchorage. As an old Scot with Irish trimmings I must believe that Edinburgh, Belfast and Dublin are in there kicking and screaming somewhere.

Not so facetiously, I would suggest a paper examining the extent to which Los Angeles, San Francisco, Boston and Chicago have attained the status of City States.

I kid you not, the...