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Mixed Doubles: Our New Civil Rights Struggle

Kevlar Wrote: Jun 04, 2012 7:55 PM
Same-sex 'sex' requires lots of plastics and lubes. The first step towards energy independence will be a solid marketing campaign to convince 'the community' fecal matter can be slicker than snot on a sleeve. Where's the tree huggers advocating everything natural and nothing from OPEC?

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore. For eighteen years, I’ve been playing singles tennis. But, recently, I decided to switch to doubles in an effort to attenuate some back and knee pain I’ve been experiencing on the hard courts. So my friend Gary Faulkner and I decided to sign up to play doubles for the local tennis club. Gary, being somewhat effeminate, decided we should sign up for mixed doubles. Although technically a male, Gary likes to occasionally play the role of a female.

Unfortunately, the Wilmington Tennis Foundation (WTF) rejected our request to play...