In response to:
Incest is how little Democrats are made.
Well, this is disturbing. "Incest Fest" will be held at the Kirkland Hall this year at Harvard University. What's incest fest? Exactly what it sounds like.
Incest-Fest is, essentially, a campus party where making out and hooking up with as many people as possible is the goal. It gets the “incest” name because the event is open only to residents of Kirkland house–one of Harvard’s undergraduate residences. Thus, students who are living together (as if they were members of the same family, get it?? Incest? So funny, right?) are having sex with one another.
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Let's think, what states have the highest incest rates?... Alaska, Alabama, West Virginia, Arkansas. Sound familiar? All red states. But that's how "little Democrats are made," right? It must be tough to be a conservative and live in an informational vacuum.
I guess the in-breeding explains the insanity?