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The louder and more focused the Conservatives message becomes will only result in more and more voters running FROM them, which is why they keep losing national - and increasingly statewide elections.
Work hard on this one, Douggie or did you just whiz it out? Doesn't take a Wiz to figure it out.
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Obama Uses IRS to Eliminate His Enemies

Jondm Wrote: Dec 07, 2013 8:56 AM
Don't worry, Kenny. You are not on Obama's enemy list. He'd have to have heard of you first. Waving your arms as you jump up and down and screech hasn't worked.
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Obama's Never Run a Lemonade Stand

Jondm Wrote: Dec 07, 2013 8:54 AM
Dear God, Mona. How many lemons did you suck before you wrote this bilge? Time to detox.
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Martin Bashir's Crude Emissions on Palin

Jondm Wrote: Nov 30, 2013 8:45 AM
Pot call kettle, lady. For Brentie to call foul on ANYONE's language (we know he doesn't have emissions, which is partof his problem) is hilarious.
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Is it Too Soon to Say "I Told You So?"

Jondm Wrote: Nov 30, 2013 8:44 AM
Does it matter? You're going to say whatever you are going to say.
Translation: "Morning Joe" won't book Brent because the Prime Minister of Albania has more sway with American voters.
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Some Conservative Advice For Chris Christie

Jondm Wrote: Nov 23, 2013 9:11 AM
Oh, yes, by all means. He should listen to someone who not only basically tells him he loathes him but who knows nothing about winning national elections. Best of luck with that one.
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Will Obamacare Be the Death of Liberalism?

Jondm Wrote: Nov 23, 2013 9:05 AM
No, but Pitchfork Pat was sure a big help killing Conservatism. America thanks you.
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The Laugh-A-Minute Abortion Telethon

Jondm Wrote: Nov 23, 2013 8:48 AM
Brent announces to his audience of 4: My next number is an old favorite, one of my standbys - "The Evil That Women Do". He starts to sing off-key as all four people applaud. Fade Out.
As a little gay boy growing up, did you like the taunts you were so clearly faced with, causing you to live in the closet?
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