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New "Scandal:" Romney Pulled Pranks, Bullied Someone in High School

JoJoStarbuck Wrote: May 11, 2012 2:37 PM
Democratic Playbook rule # 1843 : If you have nothing, make it up. Newsflash : Mitt Romney acted like a teenager in High School. After numerous interviews and exhaustive analysis the democrat news network has found shocking evidence that Mitt Romney acted like a teenager while attending high school. Its suspected he may have even drank a soda and possibly smoked a cigarette. Although that is not yet confirmed by George Stephanapolous. Page 345 : Obama considering releasing his cover page to his 3rd grade geographic essay. His position on this release of dramatic and highly sensitive information is still evolving at this time however. College transcripts, papers, and other life shaping information not seen as relevant to being President.
SalaciousCrumb Wrote: May 11, 2012 5:19 PM
You should publish your hilarious screed and sell it on Amazon. In the FICTION section.

In a sane universe, this story should fall into the "too dumb to blog" category, but the Left is turning it into a full-blown campaign bombshell -- so away we go.  Over to you, Washington Post:

Mitt Romney returned from a three-week spring break in 1965 to resume his studies as a high school senior at the prestigious Cranbrook School. Back on the handsome campus, studded with Tudor brick buildings and manicured fields, he spotted something he thought did not belong at a school where the boys wore ties and carried briefcases. John Lauber, a...