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Thanksgiving Day: TV Size Matters in Intercourse with Wife

John7456 Wrote: Nov 19, 2012 10:15 AM
Because I, the man of the house, am also the chef on Thanksgiving, I get to pretty much watch what I want...and I am a football fan. The cooking does require some interaction, though (I cannot bring myself to use the word "intercourse" when applied to females other than my spouse) this is done during commercials (please bring me the blender, yes you can pull the sweet potatoes from the oven, etc...). My wife, mother-in-law, and three daughters really like the way I cook this particular meal so I get my day of football and a great feast without hacking off my family.
drrisk2 Wrote: Nov 19, 2012 4:20 PM

I sincerely hope you escort your wife into Intercourse on a regular basis. It's very healthy for both of you.

I have cooked almost everything for Thanksgiving over the years-turkey, duck, ham, roast beef. This year, turkey oysters, turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, creamed onions, etc. And I am a boy, not a girl, but I have loved cooking since I was about 10. Mama taught me a lot, but I earned most by watching Julia Child, and reading her cookbooks. I have 3 of them now.
gungy Wrote: Nov 19, 2012 1:05 PM
lol I prep the feast too. Except this year we're going out. Nothing to do with the quality of the chow last year I hasten to add. Turkey and gravy MRE.

Thanksgiving is the time of the year that true sports fans live for. A time when turkey roasts on every hearth; when most football teams still have a chance for glory; a time when even Mitt Romney and Ron Paul can think they still have a shot. Next time.

And most true, red-blooded Americans know of only one thing that can make this special American holiday time of year even more special: a much larger TV.

Since our friendly federal government has thoughtfully changed us all over to digital television, it means that our TVs can be larger, more life-like,...

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