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Jesus Christ, Ted Nugent and Rosie O’Donnell Weigh in on Gay Marriage

Joe40 Wrote: Mar 31, 2013 4:50 PM
You can get tainted meat just as easily from the local butcher shop as you can from hunting it in the wild. Factory processing is more concerned with volume.

The other day I was on a radio show being interviewed about my new Sandy Hook Massacre book when the conversation turned to gay marriage. I’m sitting there thinking, “Huh?” … “I didn’t sign up to talk about gay marriage” … “Good Lord, man, I’d rather watch Yoko Ono do an interpretive dance to “Riders on the Storm” then yap about two big lesbians wanting to get hitched.”

Anyway, I caved in and decided to follow the host’s lead and give him my redneck two cents on gay marriage; and here’s what I told him:

Number One. Before I...